Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Kalyaanam…
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!